Drunk...

England was drunk again, and who was he tormenting? Poor little niger, my fanmade character. XD

England: You look pretty tonight, is that a new haircut?

Niger: Uh...no...My hair's just down...

E: OH! Fair does, you look lovely with it down. -hic-

N: England...are you okay?

E: I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!

N: -rolls her eyes- You've been drinking again, havn't you?

E: Noneenononope, I have not! Havn't had a drop o' liquer all nigh- is that vodka? -gets up-

N: Yes, you have! You con't lie to me! Come on, lets go get you changed. -goes after him-

E: Nope! I'm not -hic- drunk. -downs the vodka- Do you fancy a dance? -hic-

N: No, I do not 'fancy' a dance, I fancy you in some clothes and sober. -grabs him by the arm-

E: Well, I want to dance! -hic- Right now, with you, before -hic- you dissapear again!

N: What? Dissapear? When did I dissapear?

E: Like this! -drags her out of the parlor-

England is copyrighted to Hidekaz Himaruya and Hetaria Akushisu Pawāzu. As much as I'd like to own him, I don't! -cries-